So, I came across this wonderful email from a prospective match for me. It read:
"hey how are you im looking for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage and I hope you are to. If your interested in talking which I hope you are my cell if you want text me is 707-293-7XXX. Im interested in getting to know more about you. I might not be in the ideal situation right because I dont have a job or any money right now but the economy is in the toilet so im not the only person laid off im still making money on unemployment but im still going through a rough spot right now. Im looking for someone that can be there for me when I need them as I would do that for the person im with. I'm really interested in world of war craft and am looking for someone who wants to play it with me so if your interested please let me know take care."
Please let me further decode this for you.... "hey, i'm looking for someone to supplement my unemployment check. if you are interested in helping me get a job, call my cell. i would like to be a stay at home dad, drink beer, and watch Maury all day. i like Chinese take out, sitting on my ass, and i have a hairy gut. i figure i have nothing to lose, so let me just be blunt when i say i have absolutely nothing to offer you."
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