Mr. Relentless

After a nice long weekend of no dating, I come back to work after a three day weekend to get confronted in my email box with some rather odd match emails.  One guy in particular who seemed to be having a rough holiday and felt that being relentless was the best strategy.  As I skimmed through all the emails that he sent (six to be exact in a 24 hour period) I began to question the sanity of this man.  Let me show you:

 

"Great smile"
he said
Yesterday

Title: WOW
"I have to admit, you are lovely, and smart(4years) how are you single?"
he said
Yesterday

Title: In awe
"I think Im in love, but fate has been cruel to me lol, you are going to make some guy incredibly happy, you are gold. Seriously, I would marry you. "
he said
Yesterday

Title: hi
"You should answer me. I used to live in new york and enjoy the golden state now, wouldnt go back for nothing. "
he said
19 hours ago

Title: a joke for you
"why didnt the chicken cross the road? didnt want to be sterotyped, ha, i know pretty bad. heh heh"
he said
17 hours ago


Title: good luck
"Ive decided to go out and look for my mate, im done with this and you, happy hunting. "
he said
17 hours ago"

Title: Unretired
"I got bored, how are you golden girl?"
24 hours later....